S.T.Downunder

The entire STD were finally united for the first time.
Tommy, Yaguchi, Kenchan and Mr. Aoki made the
trek from wintery Tokyo to sunny, summery Batmania!

3 days and 2 nights of BBQs, bikes and bad-ass shit…

The Yaguchinator…

Steady Giggin’…

Kenchan. Model/Karaoke Technician…

Fuck knows?

Up There Cazaly!

We traded this corn for weed – as you do…

Fuck knows?

Sweaty poofs jocked us relentlessly everywhere we went…

Death Or Glory…

Doing Life…

Fuck Knows?

Hungry, Hungry Hippo…

Just like the old days – but nothing like the old days…

STD. Now with Botanicals…

Ballin’…

Riding durrty…

Fuck knows?

Meeting the locals – Pissy the Possum…

Fire It Up!!!

Fed Square Fags…

Flinders Street Fun…

O-nesan no uchi de…

Japs love a train…

Sayoonara suckers!!!

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S. Blokes…

= Shoist Blokes…

Good things about Melbourne. ~Bad~ sunsets…

Chucking a fris…

Chucking a wheelman…

Chucking an amp…

Chucking a shirt…

Chucking a stick, cuz…

And making some cool shit – for some other S. Blokes I know…

Ivens Odyssey

Ivens came down for a bit of summer fun yesterday. So, we decided to head
to the Pillars in Mt. Martha. It was crazy beautiful and we had some fun
jumping the cliffs and swimming around…

While we were swimming some little fucks stole Ivens phone, wallet,
cigarettes and lighter. Shithouse. We looked around but it was useless.

Later, halfway back to Frankston, to drop him back at the train station,
Mums fan belt snapped and we got stranded on the side of the road!
Ivens decided to walk the rest of the way to the station, which turned out
to be a very smart move…

Road Side Assitance took 1.5 hours to arrive and 30 secs to say “Gotta tow it”

Luckily it had been a beautiful, hot day and I had nowhere else to be because
it took another 1.5 hours for the tow truck to arrive. In the meantime, I
played with my phone and watched the sun set…

Turned out that the tow truck driver and I were the same age, but his life
story was a ~little~ different to mine. He can keep his life though.
Best day / worst day. Funny…

iPhotos

Some bits of life from my iPhone…

Flinders Keepers

Today Me, Marty and the Black Devil…

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Took a road trip to Flinders to get lunch from our good friend Chris

YiggyCaf

Me-Me was taking his newest artfag toy out for a spin…

KirbyBronica

This waitress thought I looked like a Small-Face-Vampire-Johnny-Depp…

Waitress

Foolishly we decided to tackle the world’s Largest Vanilla Slice.
I didn’t even finish 1/8 of this relentless monster…

Disgusting

Where are we?

LonePine

We couldn’t got to Gunna because we had the Bono with us and it’s a national park!
So, finally we hit up St. Andrews Beach to go surfing. To complete a day of fails,
I didn’t even stand up once and the water was so cold my toes and dick went
completely numb for a good 30 mins… But it was wicked, eh!

The Moist Is Shoist

So much happened – in so little time…

Met a talking Chinese banana – who turned out to be Lady Murasaki
Noriko

Me and N8 made some new friends – and some new enemies…

DearN8

Ate some oishii mango…

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Found another rat in my room…

RatHair

Still sleeping…

NoriRat

Said sayoonara to Japan-land in style…

MataNeNihon

Thanks to some friends, of course.

SendOff

Came back to Oz and the Wizard of Wol setup a little Serpy soirée

TheSerpbq

Went to Franga and hung with my dawgs

FrangaDawgs

Unleashed my inner tradie…

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And built a deck with Dad…

TheDeck

Played the most and realised my wurth…

TheColdest

And got back to my roots…

SkimIt

Let the Summer Rubbin’ begin!

Lemonade

$$$ave Those Dollar$$$

Had a killer little roof bbq session last night…

RoofBQ1

A few vegies from the supermarket and a few digitally discounted items
and we were eating like kings, on a peasants salary…

RoofBQ2

Yaki-niku Vs. Straight Vedge

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And finished off with a couple of tasty little Whacko-Jackos…

RoofBQ4

Total cost: ¥275 each.

Adam’s Adventures In Wonderland

N8wog and I decided to go on a little urban camping expedition.

Day 1: We headed to Kyoto in an attempt to catch our fellow Serps show.
It didn’t work out, but we found a good spot next to the river and slept in.

Day 2: Climbed Mt. Inari (Fushimi-Inari Shrine) and visited Kiyomizudera.
Then headed to Osaka, saw the show and then slept in the back of a tiny park.

DirtDuo_Ivens

Day 3: We saw a funny little fellow with a fob watch running around,
saying something about being late, so we decided to follow him…

DirtDuo_Hole

Where we came across a mock turtle, aliens, vikings and slept in a mountain…

DirtDuo_Catty

And even when we weren’t needing trains, they still showed up…

DirtDuo_Mono

Day 4: We hopped a train to Hiroshima, ate Okonomiyaki at a really
awesome back-alley-family-restaurant, then sussed the A-Bomb Dome…

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That’s not lighting – it’s actually still fizzing with raditation.
We then bunked down next to the river. Great, until it started raining…

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Day 5: We peaced out in the park and went to the utterly disturbing Musuem

DirtDuo_Bell

After that we jumped a street car over to “Miyajima” Island and saw this…

DirtDuo_Gate

There were deer everywhere all over the island, just hanging and eating.
This one was HANGING to eat the fresh shit out of that kids nappy…

DirtDuo_DearShit

We did our best Anthony Kiedis impersonations for the locals…

DirtDuo_Trolls

Bush-bashed up a river, through countless, insane spider webs…

DirtDuo_RiverRat

And climbed up/down Mt. Misen in the dark…

DirtDuo_Misen

Back to Hiroshima and we crashed at a capsule hotel – where I couldn’t
shower because I happen to have some dumb shit on my back.

Day 6: Back to the station and off to Kyushu. We got done by a ticket dog
and actually had to pay for some of our journey. Very disappointing.
It wasn’t too much though and we arrived in Fukuoka just after dark…

DirtDuo_Wolf

We hit up this heavenly little burger place and I had the best nuggets that
I have had the joy of eating since Feast On closed down (RIP)…

DirtDuo_Nugs

Central Park offered us a pretty nice little camp site…

DirtDuo_BedFuk

Day 7: The ferry to Iki Island was too expensive/long for us, so we ventured
to the closest beach we could find, to the disbelief of the information staff…

DirtDuo_Beach

Then in the evening we snaked a train up to Kita-Kyushu and boarded
an over-night ferry back to Osaka…

DirtDuo_Ferry

It had a wide selection of vending machines, including this bad boy…

DirtDuo_Vend

Day 8: Pulled into port in the morning sunlight and frenched our way back to
Tokyo and our home-away-from-home, Sun Heights…

DirtDuo_TrainKip

Steal. Trains. Daily.

What Difference Does It Make?

Oh, The Devil will find work for idle hands to do…

Edgjew

Hafa Adai!

2 fun-filled days in Guam are now over. Damn.
Me and Young Cheezy got in at 1am and headed straight to the hotel.
Midnight Sons…

MidniteSons

The whole trip was some crazy “adult” style traveling. Package tour, hotel room…

LeoPalace

Dinner at Hooters, Hire car…

GayChapel

However, we kept it real and mixed it up a bit too. While taking the photo
above we got a tip off about this guys-brothers private beach and hit it up…

VictorBeach

Possibly the best beach I’ve ever seen. N8 and I were in total disbelief at how
amazing this place was. I desperately wanted Victor’s house to be MINE.
I felt just like a German in the early 1940’s. Mein Kampf…

VictorSunset

Not only was the water crystal clear and a stunningly bright blue, but the
the whole beach was teeming with wildlife. Some curious…

LiveHermit

Some too much so…

DeadAngel

This pretty much sums up Guam. Or Haupia Pie at Mikky D’s…

CocoPalm

Or maybe this…

Guamtanamo

Young Coconut aka CocoN8.
Ceddia by name. Seedier by nature.

CocoN8

(This coconut was very green, which I thought meant it wasn’t ripe. Correct)

We also went skydiving, but I wasn’t about to fork out $140usd for a DVD
and some handycam stills. So, that one stays limited to the old memory banks.

I’m now a 100% official full-time tourist now too!

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