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S. Blokes…

= Shoist Blokes…

Good things about Melbourne. ~Bad~ sunsets…

Chucking a fris…

Chucking a wheelman…

Chucking an amp…

Chucking a shirt…

Chucking a stick, cuz…

And making some cool shit – for some other S. Blokes I know…

Ivens Odyssey

Ivens came down for a bit of summer fun yesterday. So, we decided to head
to the Pillars in Mt. Martha. It was crazy beautiful and we had some fun
jumping the cliffs and swimming around…

While we were swimming some little fucks stole Ivens phone, wallet,
cigarettes and lighter. Shithouse. We looked around but it was useless.

Later, halfway back to Frankston, to drop him back at the train station,
Mums fan belt snapped and we got stranded on the side of the road!
Ivens decided to walk the rest of the way to the station, which turned out
to be a very smart move…

Road Side Assitance took 1.5 hours to arrive and 30 secs to say “Gotta tow it”

Luckily it had been a beautiful, hot day and I had nowhere else to be because
it took another 1.5 hours for the tow truck to arrive. In the meantime, I
played with my phone and watched the sun set…

Turned out that the tow truck driver and I were the same age, but his life
story was a ~little~ different to mine. He can keep his life though.
Best day / worst day. Funny…

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Some bits of life from my iPhone…

The Moist Is Shoist

So much happened – in so little time…

Met a talking Chinese banana – who turned out to be Lady Murasaki…

Me and N8 made some new friends – and some new enemies…

Ate some oishii mango…

Found another rat in my room…

Still sleeping…

Said sayoonara to Japan-land in style…

Thanks to some friends, of course.

Came back to Oz and the Wizard of Wol setup a little Serpy soirée…

Went to Franga and hung with my dawgs

Unleashed my inner tradie…

And built a deck with Dad…

Played the most and realised my wurth…

And got back to my roots…

Let the Summer Rubbin’ begin!

$$$ave Those Dollar$$$

Had a killer little roof bbq session last night…

A few vegies from the supermarket and a few digitally discounted items
and we were eating like kings, on a peasants salary…

Yaki-niku Vs. Straight Vedge

And finished off with a couple of tasty little Whacko-Jackos…

Total cost: ¥275 each.

Adam’s Adventures In Wonderland

N8wog and I decided to go on a little urban camping expedition.

Day 1: We headed to Kyoto in an attempt to catch our fellow Serps show.
It didn’t work out, but we found a good spot next to the river and slept in.

Day 2: Climbed Mt. Inari (Fushimi-Inari Shrine) and visited Kiyomizudera.
Then headed to Osaka, saw the show and then slept in the back of a tiny park.

Day 3: We saw a funny little fellow with a fob watch running around,
saying something about being late, so we decided to follow him…

Where we came across a mock turtle, aliens, vikings and slept in a mountain…

And even when we weren’t needing trains, they still showed up…

Day 4: We hopped a train to Hiroshima, ate Okonomiyaki at a really
awesome back-alley-family-restaurant, then sussed the A-Bomb Dome…

That’s not lighting – it’s actually still fizzing with raditation.
We then bunked down next to the river. Great, until it started raining…

Day 5: We peaced out in the park and went to the utterly disturbing Musuem…

After that we jumped a street car over to “Miyajima” Island and saw this…

There were deer everywhere all over the island, just hanging and eating.
This one was HANGING to eat the fresh shit out of that kids nappy…

We did our best Anthony Kiedis impersonations for the locals…

Bush-bashed up a river, through countless, insane spider webs…

And climbed up/down Mt. Misen in the dark…

Back to Hiroshima and we crashed at a capsule hotel – where I couldn’t
shower because I happen to have some dumb shit on my back.

Day 6: Back to the station and off to Kyushu. We got done by a ticket dog
and actually had to pay for some of our journey. Very disappointing.
It wasn’t too much though and we arrived in Fukuoka just after dark…

We hit up this heavenly little burger place and I had the best nuggets that
I have had the joy of eating since Feast On closed down (RIP)…

Central Park offered us a pretty nice little camp site…

Day 7: The ferry to Iki Island was too expensive/long for us, so we ventured
to the closest beach we could find, to the disbelief of the information staff…

Then in the evening we snaked a train up to Kita-Kyushu and boarded
an over-night ferry back to Osaka…

It had a wide selection of vending machines, including this bad boy…

Day 8: Pulled into port in the morning sunlight and frenched our way back to
Tokyo and our home-away-from-home, Sun Heights…

Steal. Trains. Daily.

Hafa Adai!

2 fun-filled days in Guam are now over. Damn.
Me and Young Cheezy got in at 1am and headed straight to the hotel.
Midnight Sons…

The whole trip was some crazy “adult” style traveling. Package tour, hotel room…

Dinner at Hooters, Hire car…

However, we kept it real and mixed it up a bit too. While taking the photo
above we got a tip off about this guys-brothers private beach and hit it up…

Possibly the best beach I’ve ever seen. N8 and I were in total disbelief at how
amazing this place was. I desperately wanted Victor’s house to be MINE.
I felt just like a German in the early 1940’s. Mein Kampf…

Not only was the water crystal clear and a stunningly bright blue, but the
the whole beach was teeming with wildlife. Some curious…

Some too much so…

This pretty much sums up Guam. Or Haupia Pie at Mikky D’s…

Or maybe this…

Young Coconut aka CocoN8.
Ceddia by name. Seedier by nature.

(This coconut was very green, which I thought meant it wasn’t ripe. Correct)

We also went skydiving, but I wasn’t about to fork out $140usd for a DVD
and some handycam stills. So, that one stays limited to the old memory banks.

I’m now a 100% official full-time tourist now too!

Blast ‘Em

I made up a mess of zines last night, before sticker bombing with the boys…

And I’m off to Guam in a few hours. Why do I ~HATE~ my life…

Eastbound

And Down…

N88 found a sweet old bat in the rubbish, so we decided to make it our own…

I added some nice touches – including a Damn Fine Acronym…

Now we just have to christen it, I guess. Can you dig it?

River Rats

We decided to go for a Billy-Idol jam to the river.
Turns out we just missed some river rats in action…

You definitely don’t want one of those fuckers in your room…

They ain’t from the sea, but they’re still wet…

Strange Thrombotic Detection?