Life
Had a killer little roof bbq session last night…
A few vegies from the supermarket and a few digitally discounted items
and we were eating like kings, on a peasants salary…
Yaki-niku Vs. Straight Vedge
And finished off with a couple of tasty little Whacko-Jackos…
Total cost: ¥275 each.
N8wog and I decided to go on a little urban camping expedition.
Day 1: We headed to Kyoto in an attempt to catch our fellow Serps show.
It didn’t work out, but we found a good spot next to the river and slept in.
Day 2: Climbed Mt. Inari (Fushimi-Inari Shrine) and visited Kiyomizudera.
Then headed to Osaka, saw the show and then slept in the back of a tiny park.
Day 3: We saw a funny little fellow with a fob watch running around,
saying something about being late, so we decided to follow him…
Where we came across a mock turtle, aliens, vikings and slept in a mountain…
And even when we weren’t needing trains, they still showed up…
Day 4: We hopped a train to Hiroshima, ate Okonomiyaki at a really
awesome back-alley-family-restaurant, then sussed the A-Bomb Dome…
That’s not lighting – it’s actually still fizzing with raditation.
We then bunked down next to the river. Great, until it started raining…
Day 5: We peaced out in the park and went to the utterly disturbing Musuem…
After that we jumped a street car over to “Miyajima” Island and saw this…
There were deer everywhere all over the island, just hanging and eating.
This one was HANGING to eat the fresh shit out of that kids nappy…
We did our best Anthony Kiedis impersonations for the locals…
Bush-bashed up a river, through countless, insane spider webs…
And climbed up/down Mt. Misen in the dark…
Back to Hiroshima and we crashed at a capsule hotel – where I couldn’t
shower because I happen to have some dumb shit on my back.
Day 6: Back to the station and off to Kyushu. We got done by a ticket dog
and actually had to pay for some of our journey. Very disappointing.
It wasn’t too much though and we arrived in Fukuoka just after dark…
We hit up this heavenly little burger place and I had the best nuggets that
I have had the joy of eating since Feast On closed down (RIP)…
Central Park offered us a pretty nice little camp site…
Day 7: The ferry to Iki Island was too expensive/long for us, so we ventured
to the closest beach we could find, to the disbelief of the information staff…
Then in the evening we snaked a train up to Kita-Kyushu and boarded
an over-night ferry back to Osaka…
It had a wide selection of vending machines, including this bad boy…
Day 8: Pulled into port in the morning sunlight and frenched our way back to
Tokyo and our home-away-from-home, Sun Heights…
Steal. Trains. Daily.
2 fun-filled days in Guam are now over. Damn.
Me and Young Cheezy got in at 1am and headed straight to the hotel.
Midnight Sons…
The whole trip was some crazy “adult” style traveling. Package tour, hotel room…
Dinner at Hooters, Hire car…
However, we kept it real and mixed it up a bit too. While taking the photo
above we got a tip off about this guys-brothers private beach and hit it up…
Possibly the best beach I’ve ever seen. N8 and I were in total disbelief at how
amazing this place was. I desperately wanted Victor’s house to be MINE.
I felt just like a German in the early 1940’s. Mein Kampf…
Not only was the water crystal clear and a stunningly bright blue, but the
the whole beach was teeming with wildlife. Some curious…
Some too much so…
This pretty much sums up Guam. Or Haupia Pie at Mikky D’s…
Or maybe this…
Young Coconut aka CocoN8.
Ceddia by name. Seedier by nature.
(This coconut was very green, which I thought meant it wasn’t ripe. Correct)
We also went skydiving, but I wasn’t about to fork out $140usd for a DVD
and some handycam stills. So, that one stays limited to the old memory banks.
I’m now a 100% official full-time tourist now too!
Get it?
It was ‘Yellow Snow and the Seven Gaijins’ in the Heights tonight…
Yoshie decided to make a macrobiotic feast for everyone on her day off.
The bitch got skills too…
Me and N8Ballatron have been getting on the ¥99 fireworks wagon too…
Hopefully this stupid fucking rainy season will end soon.
Seriously, we get it already. You can rain… Now fuck off
It’s been all about the food lately. Making Pudding Mark got the ball rolling by
bequeathing us a Coles 99¢ Choc Self Saucing Pudding before he left.
We chucked it in the microwave and held our breath, expecting the worst.
The Heights crew was bugging over this shit…
The next night we decided to mix it up a bit and made a fire.
Then we figured – where there’s fire, there’s cooking… marshmallows,
mini-snags, toast and N8 even hard-boiled an egg in half a can of beer!
Tonight we finished up the Sun Heights Gyozadoze Redux.
This was the first installment, last nights electrify* dinner…
*The gyoza machine/powerpoint cut out the power for the bottom floor
around 10 times – for which we had to manually reset the fuse.
The first time I tried, I accidentally turned off the power for the whole Heights
**EDIT: Nathan pointed out that you can see his balls in this photo?
…and right now there is a tempura party going on in the lounge room!
Here’s some photographic evidence of whats been happening…
WENT TO SOME SHIT…
Lock up your daughters…
Or your sons…
Or your dinosuars…
Or your… ?
SAW SOME SHIT..
Kanojo wa hentai dessho…
Hippies…
DID SOME SHIT…
Swingers…
Got High…
And Hit That…
Fire!
ATE SOME SHIT…
Shroom Doom…
Pancake-Popover-Potato-Perfection…
Also hung out with this guy and this guy+friends.
I saw these the other day and HAD to get them…
and Master Roshi helped me out with a little project for my mamma…
I reached a new low (or high) in gayness…
I let a man take me out for cake… and pay for it.
But it was Yusukedge and it was for my birthday, so maybe it’s ok?
The cake definitely was…
Chocolate Fountain + Fresh Pineapple = Success!
This crazy little faggot was having a hissy fit in the doorway of the Heights.
After I took this, Junshin picked him up by the tail and carried him to the 7-11
and dumped his broke ass in the bin – biatch!
Then later that night I came home and some homos were cooking up this
wild ass tempura. Holy shit! These leaves were the most craziestly
flavoursome things I’ve ever eaten…
My main man sent me some love…
You’re an oak…
JULIE: Hey, Mike. Who’s the guy in all the pictures?
BURNETT: That guy? Well… that’s Marcus Burnett… my partner…
In other news, Mum and Dad came – saw – conquered – left. They had the
most unbelievable luck in every sense. Bullshit Blossoms, Perfect Weather,
Seeing Mt. Fuji, etc. Luckily I was there for most of it too…
I don’t know what the fuck I was thinking climbing this thing. Jesus…
It was great to finally see it.
