Oh, The Devil will find work for idle hands to do…

Life
Oh, The Devil will find work for idle hands to do…

Before I left for Europe I caught/killed another rat,
who had decided my soap was tasty.

So, as the saying goes, while I was away these fuckers PLAYED…

Ripped plastic, shit and piss everywhere. On top of this ALL my clothes
had the good fortune of going mouldy-as-fuck.

It was like the set of some 28-days-later-apocalypse movie.
Possessions scattered everywhere, layers of dust, animal droppings
and even vines creeping in the windows.

Basically I had to wash everything made of fabric that I own, (which made
me realise that I have far, far too much of that shit) and covered the roof
of the Heights with my shitty clothes and bedding to dry out.
The score stands at: Rats – 2. Me – 2…
I met so many rad people on my recent adventures.
I wish I could have captured images of everyone that would
convey their coolness, the way I can imagine them now.
Here’s a few people that I DID manage to get photos of…
(Sorry to all the Cool Kids that I missed)
Kenet – my (adopted) son

Big Boi

Speef

Kazaa Krazy Fingerz

The Sook

Cha-cha-cha

Singapore Crew – thanks for the Durian… NOT!

Indo Crew – Moz IS the reason (and I still want a shirt!)…

The One, The Only… Michi

EBBING88! and Julian

D-Riddy and Pask

What’s the time, Mr. Wulf?

Desmond Tutu?

Lisa The Lezzo

Ellen Degeneres

Santa – The Fritzbee addict

Noa Wyle and Prince Fredrik

This Guy

This Guy! (and Roger… I guess)

This guy???

Saori

Schweine

MF Doom

Mr. Ping Pong

ChickenOwlBearPossum

Mr. Future

Mr. BULL

Amy

Clarky Caps, Adam & his Girl & Smiles

And of course… The Welsh Magicians

Hopefully I’ll get to hang out with all of these fuckers in the not too distant future.
Been out of the Fatherland for almost a week.
But they won’t forget us so quickly…

Some old friends and some new ones. Doing it right…

The weather finally turned. Sunny. Hot. Delicious.
As a result I’d been wearing singlets a lot and I was feeling a bit unbalanced.
Some new meat at the Heights knows a tattooist and got me some free ink time.
So, I thought fuck it. Love Jesus and FTW…

The humidity gives me a sweet Jewfro too.
Here’s some photographic evidence of whats been happening…

WENT TO SOME SHIT…

Lock up your daughters…

Or your sons…

Or your dinosuars…

Or your… ?

SAW SOME SHIT..

Kanojo wa hentai dessho…

Hippies…

DID SOME SHIT…

Swingers…

Got High…

And Hit That…

Fire!

ATE SOME SHIT…

Shroom Doom…

Pancake-Popover-Potato-Perfection…

Also hung out with this guy and this guy+friends.
We went to look for a phone for N8Balls after I finished work.
While we were riding around Shinjuku a rat decided to try and test me.
He learned how I roll.
The Red Threats first victim…

After we struck out for phones we had a little look around Donki…

Then we went to Carnival and hung out for a while giving each other shit,
which I can now (kind-of) do in Japanese. Then we went for a mega-roll.
3 hours later, it was deja-vu-city in about 10 different ways…

Still Talking Dirty…

Michael K was here last week too and while wearing a Serpents shirt,
he unwittingly went to Carnival with some guy that’s a friend of Tommy.
Obviously, we all hung out later that night and hit up the arcade and…
Took some Roids of my new ride…
Here are specs, for people who… care?
(and probably so I can describe it, when it gets stolen)
Frame: 55cm Level / 120 spacing
Headset: Hatta Swan (or so Yaguchi says…)
Stem: Nitto Technomic 90
Bars: Nitto x T19 Riser Black
Grips: Carnival heat-shrink madness Black
BB: Sugino Messenger
Cranks/Chainring: Sugino Messenger (46)
Cog: Sugino Pro Black (18)
Chain: Izumi Silver
Pedals: MKS Stream Silver
Clips: MKS Plastic Black
Straps: Sexon Double Leather Black
Seat Post: Kalloy Silver (27.2)
Saddle: Dixna Leather Black
Hubs: 36h Sansin Professional
Rims: Araya RC-540
Tyres: Michelin Orium Red & Blue (2nd hand freebies)
Wheel nuts: Dia-compe Silver (freebies)
Top Tube Pad: Tokyu Hands foam Red
Light: Knog 1 LED Black (freebie)
Lock: Godzilla! (not pictured)
Heaven help me.
I reached a new low (or high) in gayness…
I let a man take me out for cake… and pay for it.
But it was Yusukedge and it was for my birthday, so maybe it’s ok?
The cake definitely was…
Chocolate Fountain + Fresh Pineapple = Success!

This crazy little faggot was having a hissy fit in the doorway of the Heights.
After I took this, Junshin picked him up by the tail and carried him to the 7-11
and dumped his broke ass in the bin – biatch!

Then later that night I came home and some homos were cooking up this
wild ass tempura. Holy shit! These leaves were the most craziestly
flavoursome things I’ve ever eaten…

My main man sent me some love…

You’re an oak…

JULIE: Hey, Mike. Who’s the guy in all the pictures?
BURNETT: That guy? Well… that’s Marcus Burnett… my partner…
