Oh, The Devil will find work for idle hands to do…

Life
Oh, The Devil will find work for idle hands to do…

I made up a mess of zines last night, before sticker bombing with the boys…

And I’m off to Guam in a few hours. Why do I ~HATE~ my life…
And Down…

N88 found a sweet old bat in the rubbish, so we decided to make it our own…

I added some nice touches – including a Damn Fine Acronym…

Now we just have to christen it, I guess. Can you dig it?

Been out of the Fatherland for almost a week.
But they won’t forget us so quickly…

We decided to go for a Billy-Idol jam to the river.
Turns out we just missed some river rats in action…

You definitely don’t want one of those fuckers in your room…

They ain’t from the sea, but they’re still wet…

Strange Thrombotic Detection?

Here’s some photographic evidence of whats been happening…

WENT TO SOME SHIT…

Lock up your daughters…

Or your sons…

Or your dinosuars…

Or your… ?

SAW SOME SHIT..

Kanojo wa hentai dessho…

Hippies…

DID SOME SHIT…

Swingers…

Got High…

And Hit That…

Fire!

ATE SOME SHIT…

Shroom Doom…

Pancake-Popover-Potato-Perfection…

Also hung out with this guy and this guy+friends.
We went to look for a phone for N8Balls after I finished work.
While we were riding around Shinjuku a rat decided to try and test me.
He learned how I roll.
The Red Threats first victim…

After we struck out for phones we had a little look around Donki…

Then we went to Carnival and hung out for a while giving each other shit,
which I can now (kind-of) do in Japanese. Then we went for a mega-roll.
3 hours later, it was deja-vu-city in about 10 different ways…

Still Talking Dirty…

Michael K was here last week too and while wearing a Serpents shirt,
he unwittingly went to Carnival with some guy that’s a friend of Tommy.
Obviously, we all hung out later that night and hit up the arcade and…
Took some Roids of my new ride…
Here are specs, for people who… care?
(and probably so I can describe it, when it gets stolen)
Frame: 55cm Level / 120 spacing
Headset: Hatta Swan (or so Yaguchi says…)
Stem: Nitto Technomic 90
Bars: Nitto x T19 Riser Black
Grips: Carnival heat-shrink madness Black
BB: Sugino Messenger
Cranks/Chainring: Sugino Messenger (46)
Cog: Sugino Pro Black (18)
Chain: Izumi Silver
Pedals: MKS Stream Silver
Clips: MKS Plastic Black
Straps: Sexon Double Leather Black
Seat Post: Kalloy Silver (27.2)
Saddle: Dixna Leather Black
Hubs: 36h Sansin Professional
Rims: Araya RC-540
Tyres: Michelin Orium Red & Blue (2nd hand freebies)
Wheel nuts: Dia-compe Silver (freebies)
Top Tube Pad: Tokyu Hands foam Red
Light: Knog 1 LED Black (freebie)
Lock: Godzilla! (not pictured)
Heaven help me.
Saturday was fucked up (in a good way). Yukes new band Inside had their
first show, with Trash Talk. Turned out As We Let Go played too, so I got
to catch up with Shuhei, Daihei and Kengo and a guy from the UK called
Adam, that I met when Michaela was here. Turns out he used to be in a
band with Toku from FC5 and they played with Cleave!
kedge@i.softbank.jp rocking out…

Trash Talk. Enough said really…

The show started at midday and was done by 2pm. So, afterwards I dropped
into Carnival and my rims had miraculously appeared! I went home and got
my hubs, but I ran out of time to start working on them before I left for the
next show. Second show was pretty good, everyone was a bit fucked. The highlight
was a big Japanese guy picking Lee up and moshing the crowd with him.
Carnival again after that, where Tommy and I bailed to lace the wheels at his place.
We hit up Freshness Burger on the way back and I lived!

We very nearly got in a fight round the corner from Tommys. It was great.
Some guy felt an overwhelming racism or disgust for skateboarders and
decided to disgustedly spit on the ground as we rolled by. Bad Idea.
He did have the guts to look back a few times, but then we followed him
and he pussed out, while I pissed myself. Then Sensei schooled me…

It was good to get a better understanding and deceptively easy, in a hard way…

My first wheel…

All together I ended up catching 18 trains that day too. Hideous.
So, obviously I was mega stoked and dying to ride so bad!
So, yesterday I turned 26. Nothing special really, ate a Twin Pack
Cherry Ripe and a Bounty for breakfast, as you do. Then opened my presents
from the fam… some cool shit. Then I get a knock on my door… It’s Yoshie.
She drops this little nugget on me. Solid. Gold.

I wonder if this is what it’s like, to be a 18K jew…

Enough said really.